Merry Christmas to all the assholes in your life! This is a funny butthole ornament joke gift perfect to mail to someone your don't like or to hide under the tree for a laugh! THE best Christmas gag gift around- it's perfect for a white elephant party! Made in the USA from polymer clay. Choose beige or brown skin. About 1" wide, comes with a red bow and a hook. Customize the card it's attached to with up to 10 words! THis can be sent in a box as shown or gift wrapped with a note!
Each butthole is handmade and hand painted!

We also have:
Santa's Balls, Rudolph’s Balls with a bright red nose, Dingle berries are about .75" each with 3 dingle berries on 2 approx. 4" red ribbons. Poop is about 2.5" tall and comes with a hook on top ready to hang from a tree. Mistle-Toe: the perfect toe to hang in your home and kiss 💋 under


Choose from the pull down menu:
Butthole Beige or brown- with Merry Christmas Asshole on the card
Butthole Beige or brown- with From One Asshole to Another on the card
Butthole Beige or brown- with Jolliest Bunch of Assholes on the card
Butthole Beige or brown- with a custom phrase up to 10 words.

Poop 2.5" tall and comes with a hook on top ready to hang from a tree.
Dingle berries are about .75" each with 3 dingle berries on 2 approx. 4" red ribbons.
Poop Butt
Santa's Balls
Rudolph's Balls
Mistle-Toe: the perfect toe to hang in your home and kiss 💋 under


Each Santa's balls item is about 4” tall made from a natural clay. Mistle-Toe is about 3".
Choose to have your ornament shipped in a nice gift box or in bubble wrapped envelope. Gift wrapping and a message can be included also!
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