Introducing Our Hilarious, Customizable "Break Glass In Case of Emergency" the most unique and side-splitting ornament to grace your tree this holiday season! Our "Break Glass In Case of Emergency" ornament is a hilarious take on traditional holiday decor, guaranteed to make everyone chuckle.

📐 Dimensions:
Size: 3" x 1.5"(Looks round but is slightly flattened front to back)
Material: High-quality plastic
🔨 Features:
Clear round plastic ornament
Customizable text (Up to 8 words)
Choice of up to 3 miniature items:
1️⃣ A tiny joint for some holiday cheer
2️⃣ Miniature dollar bills in case you need to run away
3️⃣ A tiny cigarette in case you need to take up smoking
4️⃣ A little beer can for festive sips
5️⃣ A mini wine bottle to keep it classy
6️⃣ A teeny champagne bottle to "cheers" your year away!
7️⃣ You can even add snow or loose pot for extra fun!
Customizable Text Ideas:

"Bill's Last Fuck to Give"--custom name!
"In Wine We Trust"
"Keep Calm and Sparkle On"
"Tree-mendous Cheers!"
"Jingle Buds, Jingle Buds, Jingle All the Way"
"Ho Ho High"
🎨 Color Variations:
The wine bottle and champagne bottle colors may vary, adding a surprise element to your ornament.

🎅 Make your Christmas tree the talk of the town with this comical and unique ornament! Perfect for white elephant gift exchanges, holiday parties, and for those who appreciate a good laugh during the festive season. Get yours today and ensure your tree stands out from the crowd! 🌲🤣

Order now and have the merriest, craziest Christmas ever with our "Family Survival Kit" ornament! 🎉🎁

Santas Balls and Mistle- toe shown in the last photos are available here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/746736217/